seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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