Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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