My nipple is on Facebook.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
