what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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