is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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