Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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