Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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