...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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