i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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