i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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