So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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