Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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