My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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