Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
