I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
