I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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