Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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