I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
