I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Blow job season was short but glorious.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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