im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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