I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The Olympian is in my bed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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