glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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