i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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