I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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