so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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