normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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