So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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