if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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