I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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