i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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