its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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