No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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