I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
