This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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