didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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