we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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