They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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