I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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