I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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