i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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