it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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