right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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