Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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