She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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