found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
