i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
