just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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