i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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