I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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