I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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