I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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