so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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