Me. At least after what I've been through.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
